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Wednesday, January 19, 2011

The Husband store....

The Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a

woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance

is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper

may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to

the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first

floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign


Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs & Love Kids.

'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

So she continues to ascend. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good


'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and

Help With Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help

with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the

sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on

this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible

to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. (scroll and

keep reading!)


To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a new Wives Store

just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.


Laura Bray said...

I needed a laugh today! Thanks for posting this.

BrassyBeads said...

Got quite a chuckle from that Audrey! Thank you:)

Audrey said...

Thank you Ladies!
Glad to share a laugh.... it's always good medicine to me!!

Melissa said...

Ha, Ha I love it!

Waterrose said...

oh it!

Paper Squid said...

Haha, that was great! Thanks for sharing :)

Little Treasures said...

Oh my.. that was hilarious! It brightened my day!
Thank you for dropping by at my place and for the lovely comment you left on my bra necklace. Appreciate it!

Audrey said...

Thank you Karyna. I love the new paisley design on your blog!

Audrey said...

Thank you Maya! I really enjoyed your post today at and left you a comment. Also have to say, your photos of Tobanovce on your other blog are absolutely stunning!!

Mary said...

This is Mary from Garden Whimsies by Mary on Etsy. I'm a member of Team Fest and love your work. I also love to garden. I'm now following your great blog. If you get a chance, come and visit my blog at

SaraLynn said...

I love this! I just shared the link with my mom and am going to send it out to some of my other female family members.

Karl said...

Thank you Sara

Audrey said...

Thank you Sara, Mary and Karl.
Headed over to see you Mary!

Gold Crest Bags said...

I just loved this. Sent the link to all near and dear.

Audrey said...

Thank you Miriam!
I just love a good belly laugh! Don't you?

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